The only free agents left on the market are those belonging to a-hole agent Scott Boras. The biggest name is former Brewers 1B Prince Fielder who may be going to the Washington Nationals, the only team silly enough to agree to Boras' demands, rumored to be a record 50-year contract worth 850 billion dollars.
With a presidential election set for 2012,some people are confused about a possible Prince in Washington.
"We need to Barrack the vote once again!" A young Obama supporter told us. "Say heck no to a monarchy and cast your vObama-te...Notice how I did that? pretty cool huh?"
Newt Gingrich was less enthused. "We need to do whatever we need to do to remove Barrack Obama." Said a hefty fellow with grey hair wearing a Newt T-shirt that we assumed to be Gingrich himself. "If it means doing away with the office of president and establishing a Prince, so be it."
Obama wasn't happy at all. "Look...if we...do away with the oval office, uh, put a royal family in here like England, we'll have...chaos...uh, which is not good. Not good at all..."
If Prince Fielder does go to Washington, we're pretty sure it's just to play baseball. Stay tuned.
Source: http://www.matsuifan.com/content/prince-going-washington
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